Good help is hard to find, part II

This "gig" showed up on craigslist:

Distribute flyers to people and post cards on car windows during the California Vs. Stanford Big Game this Saturday November 19. Very easy work. Get tanned, see the big crowds of crazy fans, talk to people and get paid $10 per hour cash from 2:30 to 6:30. Must be 18-25, energetic and have own transportation.

As long as they don't drink wine, expect to see flyers on your car windows on the farm. If they do drink wine, expect to see the wrong flyers on your windows.