Good help is hard to find

You get what you pay for.

You see, I've been in Washington DC for the past few days for a series of meetings I am responsible for (apologies to my two dear DC friends - I had no time to schedule a visit. Next time.). Since I couldn't go to the Guardsman lunch, I hired a correspondent - for free - to supply choice quotes from the event.

So the correspondent, code name: G2 ('85), claims to have written down quotes on the event program, but took home the wrong program. She blames the wine. Hopefully it wasn't red wine.