Monday, November 14, 2005

They have to give stuff away to promote furd sprirt.

A Daily sinfurd article is practically begging students to show their spirit this week. The ways they are attracting people?

- The "Beat-a-Bear" giveaway, where teddy bears are given away in order to be destroyed.

- Gaieties, which is now being advertised to run under two-hours and a better sound system which will enable attendees to hear jokes about the farm's uber-donor, will feature free beer and wine for "over-21 seniors".

- After the Gaities show on Friday evening is the rally at Hoover Tower, "with free food and T-shirts and appearances by the Band and football team. This event experienced a complete transformation last year and went from approximately 100 attendants to 1,300. It promises to be even more popular this year."

With free food and t-shirts, you hope they get more than 1,300. At our rallies, we get anywhere between 8,000 to 13,000 people. Do the math.

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