Guardsmen Lunch

Correspondent G2 '85 supplied some of the traditional Bob Sarlatte quips at the Guardsmen Lunch yesterday:

Due to Jeff Tedford's success in Berkeley, the number of Cal season ticketholders is up to 33,000 this year. And many of YOU have the splinters to prove it.

John York just called. He's proposing to move the Cal Bears to Emeryville, and the Stanfurd team to Hollister.

Stanfurd's team is 1-10. Thank goodness they have a new stadium. This smaller stadium makes it possible to sit closer to the UN-action!

The Mormons have plans for Longshore to do his two years of service. Tedford has a different proposition. He thinks every point Longshore scores should count as a Conversion.