stanfurd band used "get out of jail free" card

The Santa Clara County DA's office dropped charges to lsjumb band members that allegedly trashed their temporary Band Shak over the summer.

However...the farm's Daily, in its sub-headline, said that the stanfurd banned will not be able to perform during halftime at the Big Game.

"We believe there is insufficient evidence for us to prove the case beyond a reasonable doubt unanimously to a jury,'' [Deputy District Attorney] Boyarsky said.

Stanford News Service Director Elaine Ray said the band remains on something akin to double-secret probation, which the university calls "indefinite provisional status.'' -Palo Alto Daily News.

"Double-secret probation"? What is this...Animal House?